The new record holder of the world’s largest penis goes to a 26-year-old Singaporean man who requested to be identified only as Daniel to protect his identity after he was measured by the world record authority at his home in Bukit Panjang earlier this week.
Daniel told journalists at a press conference held after the measurement ceremony that he is thrilled at the record as everyone can imagine.
“For years, I have been researching supplements and exercises that are rumored to boost penis length, and a few months ago I finally hit upon something that really worked!”
For obvious reasons, Daniel declined to reveal what his secret is, but it certainly paid off. But I am still puzzled as to why would anyone want to have such a long penis for?
The former record holder of the world’s longest penis was by American man Jonah Falcon. He set the record with a measurement of 13.5 inches (34 cm) when fully erect back in 1999. Since then, many men have tried but no one has taken the throne until now.
Shockingly, Daniel’s penis was officially measured at 13.9 inches (35.3 cm) when fully erect by the world record judges, earning him the title of the world’s longest. To Daniel, it was a remarkable achievement as he has not always had such a long penis.
“In my younger days, I had a fairly average penis. It wasn’t particularly short, but it was definitely not as long as it is now. Unlike a lot of previous world record holders who won the genetic lottery and were already born with large packages, I’ve had to work really hard to achieve this.”
You’d think that it is a blessing to have an extra long penis but it really isn’t as Daniel revealed that it has made some aspects of life a bit harder. His girlfriend broke up with him because it was too big for her. So finding a suitable partner is going to be pretty tough, but he has high hopes for a girl who can handle his size.
Personally, I don’t know any girl who can actually take a penis longer than my red and white, 30 cm Faber-Castell ruler into her golden gates, I don’t think the ‘tunnel’ is that deep for him. Sad news dude, you might just have to give up on penetration.
Daniel told the journalists that he was considering a career in pornography.
“Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the recent JAV auditions in Singapore, but I do plan to go to the KL casting next month.”
He even has a backup already planned if his initial plan doesn’t work out, he may travel to the United States as he already received some offers from leading adult movie producers ever since the world record was announced.
“My preference is definitely to become a JAV actor, but I’m definitely open to other opportunities.”